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CELEBRITY PORTRAITS... SOME
OF THE TIPS MAY HELP WITH
YOUR OWN DRAWINGS.
 
Monologues
 
 
MIKE HARDING
Monologues
 
Napoleon's Retreat From Wigan
Akroyd's Funeral
P.S. God
The Man From The Pru
The Wedding At Number 18 Clegg Street
Sodom And Gomorrah
The Ballad of Cowheel Lou
Bring On the Rosy-Cheeked Girls
Noah and the Dinossers
The Fourteen And A Half Pound Budgie
Albert and the Condom
 
 
BERNARD WRIGLEY
Monologues
 
The Knocking Nelly Trilogy. Part 1
The Knocking Nelly Trilogy. Part 2
The Knocking Nelly Trilogy. Part 3
Commotion In The Cludgie
Dixie's Dog
Martians Have Landed In Wigan
Robin Hood and the Bogey Rolling Contest
Constable and the Rare Butterfly
 
 
LES BARKER
Monologues
 
Cosmo, the Fairly Accurate Knife Thrower
Cosmo, Prince Of Denmark
Dachshunds With Erections
Deck of Cards
The Rise and Fall of Ghengis Ackroyd
King Harold Was A Ventriloquist
I Don't Like My Boomerang
Reg Was A Lonely Glow Worm
Sparky's Magic Contraceptive
 
 
RONNIE BARKER
Monologues
 
McCleary's Gold
The Ministry Of Poetry
Nell Of The Yukon
Fatricia And Feter
 
 
BOB NEWHART
Monologues
 
Introducing Tobacco To Civilization
Defusing A Bomb
The Driving Instructor
Buying A House
Cruise Of The USS Codfish
 
 
GARY HOGG
Monologues
 
Dead Men Don't Wear 'Erringbone
Deaf Wish
The Monumental Cockup
The Graveyard Shift
The Plodgeborough District Fire Brigade
The Great Amblethwaite Cap Mystery
Jacky, The Night Watchman's Dog
Twelve Days
When You've 'Ad Yer Chips
The Bethlehem Charabanc Trip
The Ninth Hole
The Amazing Mahatma from Clegg Road
The Secret Life Of Walter's Mittens
Jack and the Beansprouts
 
 
JOHN BILSBOROUGH
Monologues
 
Great Uncle Jack's Channel Tunnel
Christmas Day in the Jailhouse
Lucky James
Androcles
A is for Apples
L is for Lords
Monkey
Albert and the Privy
Albert and the Red Devils
Albert and the Golden Oldie
Albert and Victoria
Arms and the men
 
 
MAX BOYCE
Monologues
 
The Deck of Cards
The Incredible Plan
The Outside-Half Factory
 
 
BENNY HILL
Monologues
 
It Couldn't Be Done
The Birds and the Bees
The Old Fiddler
Dimpton Drinking Club
Fait, Ope and Carity
 
 
STEVE MORRIS
Monologues
 
A Sportin' Life
A Few Days At The Seaside
A Sweet Romance
Knicker Night At The Legion
A Wimbledon Widower's Lament
Billy Bent's Demise
Doin' It Parrot Fashion
 
 
ED PICKFORD
Monologues
 
Saturday Night In The Bar-Room
There's Something About That Fellow
Uncle Albert's sad Farewell To The World
 
 
MIKE DEMPSEY
Monologues
The Inheritance
The Angler
The Message
Matador Sam
Black Puddin's
 
 
STAN BROWN
Monologues
 
Tuppence A Bag
Fire Watch At Arkroyd's Mill
The Ballad Of Charlie And Bert
The Oompah an' Piano
'Ero Sam
The Sword in the Stone
Dispute Up At T'North Pole
 
 
ALAN LAVERCOMBE
Monologues
 
The Drinking Test
Androckles An'T'Lion

Fishcakes
Football
T'Annual Cricketing Match
Shopping Around
T' Boat Race
Left T'Mac In T'Canteen
1854 And All That
 
 
FRANK DANIEL
Monologues
 
Aunt Martha
The New Priest
The Flea
Doyley's Double Dunny
 
 
PETER BAMFORD
Monologues
 
The Great Fire Of London
The Domesday Book
The English Civil War
Aidie's Wall
The Six Wives of Henry VIII
 
 
HUGH McCALLION
Monologues
 
Clancy and the Divvle
The Ghillie
Mother's Pride
Roman Holiday
Flashin' Fido
Ach! Ahm Only Middlin'
The Chauffeur
Paddy's Medicine
The Nit Nurse
Kevin's Legacy
 
 
PAUL WILKINSON
Monologues
 
Little Rose
The Fisherman's Tale
Little Jimmy Tattersall
The Late Sam Small
Tale of the Sunbather
 
 
Monologues
Monologues
 
John Waddington-Feather - Joe and the Talking Dog
 
Watt Nichol - Tall Tale
 
James Young - In the Year 2001
 
Eric Idle - The Wife-Swopping Party
 
Mal Brown - Beware The Ides
 
Bob Williamson - Hot Toast
 
Peter Kendall - Hiawatha Goes Hand Gliding
 
Ivor Biggun - The Charabanc Trip
 
Crawford Howard - St. Patrick And The Snakes
 
Cassius Clay- A Song Of Myself
 
Richard Digence - The Longest Pier In The World
 
Brian Jacques - The Hanging of Filthy Jake
 
Tony Capstick - Capstick Comes Home
 
Baz Cooper - The Bounty
 
Kevin Collier - Grandma
 
Bill Froggatt - The Hencote
Bill Froggatt - The Parrot
 
David Frost - The Cricket Bag ( Deck of Cards )
 
Peter Robinson - 1966 And All That Jazz
 
Frank Jacobs ( M.A.D. Magazine ) - The Night Before Christmas
 
John Gifford - The Tragic Tale of the Treaty Of Maastricht
 
The Crooked Man - Terry (Wogan) and the Bar