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ANY MESSAGES, MRS. BOLSTER?
by
Joyce Grenfell



Any messages, Mrs Bolster?

Well now let's see.
Phome went when you was out
Din't say oo he was
I arst 'im though... because
You said to, din't you?
But 'e woon't leave no name,
Seemed like a shame.

No there wasn't no message.

Oh! someone or other run' to say
Was you goin' to the meetin'
Because about the seatin'
I tell 'er I din't know
And she says, "Oh!
Oh, I see."
And she 'ungup on me.

No there wasn't no message.

Oh!... and a bit later on
Phome went again
And someone says, "It's me."
And I says, "oo?"
And 'e says you know oo darlin'
And I tells 'im I wasn't you...
You was out
And 'e says, "You can't fool me with that act darlin'."
And I says to oom do you wish to speak?
But 'e rungoff
Wasn' it cheek?

No there wasn't no messages.

 
 
Also by
JOYCE GRENFELL

Ethel
Three Brothers
Stately As A Galleon
Any Messages, Mrs. Bolster?
Nursery - Nativity Play
Nursery - Going Home Time
Nursery - Free Activity Period
Nursery - Flowers
Nursery - Sing Song Time
Nursery - Story Time

 
 
 
 
 
DOUBLE DVD
 
Joyce Grenfell was a true all-rounder; a gifted actress, comedienne and musician, she was responsible for creating memorable monologues, poems and songs. This compilation features four episodes, including some of Grenfell's most famous routines.
 
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