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Monologues
 
 
 
 
They Should Have Asked My Husband
The Embarassing Experience With A Parrot
Oh! I Wish I'd Looked After My Teeth
Oh No!... I Got A Cold
Do I Have To Be Sexy At Sixy
The Wonderbra
Clive The Fearless Birdman
 
 
 
Heaven Will Protect An Honest Girl
I Took My Harp To A Party
The Biggest Aspidistra In The World
She Fought Like A Tiger For Her Honour
Walter, Walter, Lead Me To The Altar
In My Little Bottom Drawer

Keeping Up With The Jones
Mrs Binns's Twins
 
 
Monologues
 
Ethel
Three Brothers
Stately As A Galleon
Any Messages, Mrs. Bolster?
Nursery - Nativity Play
Nursery - Going Home Time
Nursery - Free Activity Period
Nursery - Flowers
Nursery - Sing Song Time
Nursery - Story Time
 
 
Monologues
 
Under The Bed
Let's Have A Tiddley At The Milk-Bar
 
 
 
A Fisherman's Tale
The Treadmill
Don't Give Up
A Cautionary Tale
Calorific Goodness
Confucius and Me
The Horse Fancier
Wot Summer?
 
 
Monologues
 
I'm An Old Norman Castle ... Annette Mills
That Troublesome Wink ... Miss Norman Grant
At The Court Of Good Queen Bess ... Elsie & Doris Waters
The Usherette ... Joan Young
Fish For Lunch ... Edith Evans
I didn't really never oughter 'ave went ... Doris Hare
Just A Sitter -In... Suzette Tarri