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FOR
YOUR DELECTATION:
A SYMPOSIUM OF JOCULAR MONOLOGUES,
HUMOROUS RECITATIONS & WHIMSICAL POETRY

Over
1,180 titles compiled by Paul Wilkinson
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'THE
LION & ALBERT' and many, many more... |
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'The Man Who Made The King Laugh!'
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Gracie
Fields - Joyce Grenfell - Elsie and Doris Waters and more...
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| THIS
WEEK'S SPOTLIGHT... |
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THE
ROMAN CONQUEST OF BRITAIN.
by
Gordon Kerr-Smith

Illustrations by D. Ferguson
It's 'istorical fact that the Romans,
By t' year of B.C. Fifty-Five,
'avin' bashed up the best part of Europe,
Was plannin' their next warlike drive.
Their leader were Julius Caesar -
Best Soldier that Rome ever bred.
'e declared that 'isself, so whoever
Said diff'rent were very soon dead! |
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| LATEST
TITLE ADDED |
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| ALBERT
AND THE SAFETY INSPECTOR
by
Paul Wilkinson

There's a famous can factory in England,
That's noted for beer cans and ends.
And old Albert Ramsbottom worked there,
Respected and liked by 'is friends.
'Is job were to drive the big forklift,
It were painted bright yellow and black.
It weighed twenty tonne, fully laden
And 'ad two, big gas bottles on t' back. |
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| MORE
OLD FAVOURITES |
| THE
TRADITION CONTINUES |
| FIRST
LADIES OF COMEDY |
| TALL
STORIES |
| ON
A MORE SERIOUS NOTE |
| DRAMATIC
PIECES |
| PREPARE
TO SHED THEM NOW... |
| THE
MILITARY |
| SEAFARIN'
YARNS |
| RAILWAY
TALES |
| SPORT |
| FROM
THE MOUTHS OF CHILDREN |
| CHILDHOOD
FAVOURITES |
| PARODIES |
| ADVERTISING
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| ANONYMOUS
VERSE |
| ALMOST
SHAKESPEARE |
| MORE
ALBERT |
| SKETCHES
& STORIES |
| LIMERICKS |
| COMIC
SONGS |
| VISITOR'S
SUBMISSIONS |
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| MESSAGE
BOARD |
| ADD
TO FAVOURITES |
| TELL
A FRIEND |
| PENCIL
PORTRAITS |
| SUNNY
PEDRO POSTCARDS |
| AMAZON
ON-SITE STORE |
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VIEW A SELECTION OF MY
CELEBRITY PORTRAITS... SOME
OF THE TIPS MAY HELP WITH
YOUR OWN DRAWINGS. |
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| THE
LION AND ALBERT |
| Marriott
Edgar Collection |
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Roy
Castle, Les Dawson and Thora Hird are amongst the stars reading
this collection of classic Mariott Edgar monologues, including "Sam's
Racehorse", "The Channel Swimmer" and "The Magna
Charter". Enjoy these brilliant gems of rhyming fun from a
golden comic era. |
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| SOMETHING
LIKE THIS... |
| Bob
Newhart ( Double CD) |
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Before
he became a beloved TV star with the Bob Newhart Show, he released
several popular comedy albums, from which the best moments have
been culled for inclusion on this definitive two-disc compilation.
Whether he's advising Abraham Lincoln, confronting King Kong, or
getting blitzed at a retirement party (among other comedic situations
to be found here), Newhart employs his patented mild-mannered, "button-down"
personality to subtle but sharp comic effect. |
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Once
again, time to sort out the shelves, drawers and cupboards
in my den and make room for my new acquisitions. Everything on these
pages was purchased by me, mostly from new.
I've included postage and packaging in the price, so what you see
is what you pay. |
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