The Cast
 
FOR YOUR DELECTATION:
A SYMPOSIUM OF JOCULAR MONOLOGUES,
HUMOROUS RECITATIONS & WHIMSICAL POETRY


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Over 1,180 titles compiled by Paul Wilkinson
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  Featuring...  
Marriott Edgar Index
'THE LION & ALBERT' and many, many more...
 
Stanley Holloway Index
Tales of
'Young Albert'
& 'Old Sam'

The Ramsbottoms

Pat O'Malley Index
'The Lancashire Lad'
The stories of
'Orrible 'Erbert
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BIlly Bennett Index
'The Man Who Made The King Laugh!'
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George Robey Index
'Prime Minister
Of Mirth'
Cyril Fletcher Index
Master of
The Odd Ode
Bransby Williams Index
The
Showman
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First Ladies Index
Gracie Fields - Joyce Grenfell - Elsie and Doris Waters and more...
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Jack Warner Index Walter Stanford Index Warren Hastings Index
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Gordon Kerr-Smith G.H. Goodwin Al Read Robb Wilton
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Norman Long Herbert Townsend Robert Service
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Bernard Miles Leonard Pounds John Tilley Leonard Pounds
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Star AND THE ENTIRE COMPANY Star
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THIS WEEK'S SPOTLIGHT...
 

THE ROMAN CONQUEST OF BRITAIN.
by
Gordon Kerr-Smith




Illustrations by D. Ferguson

It's 'istorical fact that the Romans,
By t' year of B.C. Fifty-Five,
'avin' bashed up the best part of Europe,
Was plannin' their next warlike drive.

Their leader were Julius Caesar -
Best Soldier that Rome ever bred.
'e declared that 'isself, so whoever
Said diff'rent were very soon dead!

 
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ALBERT AND THE SAFETY INSPECTOR
by
Paul Wilkinson



There's a famous can factory in England,
That's noted for beer cans and ends.
And old Albert Ramsbottom worked there,
Respected and liked by 'is friends.

'Is job were to drive the big forklift,
It were painted bright yellow and black.
It weighed twenty tonne, fully laden
And 'ad two, big gas bottles on t' back.

 
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THE LION AND ALBERT
Marriott Edgar Collection
 
DVD
 
Roy Castle, Les Dawson and Thora Hird are amongst the stars reading this collection of classic Mariott Edgar monologues, including "Sam's Racehorse", "The Channel Swimmer" and "The Magna Charter". Enjoy these brilliant gems of rhyming fun from a golden comic era.
 

 
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Bob Newhart ( Double CD)
 
DVD
 
Before he became a beloved TV star with the Bob Newhart Show, he released several popular comedy albums, from which the best moments have been culled for inclusion on this definitive two-disc compilation. Whether he's advising Abraham Lincoln, confronting King Kong, or getting blitzed at a retirement party (among other comedic situations to be found here), Newhart employs his patented mild-mannered, "button-down" personality to subtle but sharp comic effect.
 

 
 
Once again, time to sort out the shelves, drawers and cupboards in my den and make room for my new acquisitions. Everything on these pages was purchased by me, mostly from new.
I've included postage and packaging in the price, so what you see is what you pay.