| BEWARE OF THE WIDOW | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Now, most all you single young men Enjoy a good time, there's no fear Of your freedom you crow, but mind how you go If some merry widow is near She'll hypnotise you, with a smile She's been wed before, she'll explain But life would be nicer if she were a twicer She's ready and willing to marry again. Chorus: Oh! beware, beware - of the widow so young and so fair Do be careful of the snare, For she's here, and she's there And she's everywhere It's all U.P. - when she sings you love's sweet song Wedding bells they will ring, and your pals all sing 'Another good man gone wrong.' She'll always catch you unawares It gives a young man quite a turn For she's smart as can be, you take it from me A widow's got nothing to learn You feel like a poor little fly You see, on a hot summer's day While cutting a caper, upon a fly paper Gets stuck in the treacle, and can't move away. Chorus: You can't wriggle out of the net When once you are under the spell And, one morning no doubt, you'll wake and find out You're married and settled as well Tho' you deal in second-hand goods When you wed a widow it's true You may not regret it, and don't you forget it Most second-hand things wear much better than new. Chorus: |
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| Written and composed by A.J. Mills & Bennett Scott - 1913 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Performed by Arthur Lloyd (1840-1904) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||