| FATHER’S GOT A JOB | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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The chord of discontent once sounded in our domicile And on the family physog you scarce could see a smile Because a nasty rumour went around with such a vim It was that Father would not work, and everybody worked but him When Father heard the rumour, how bitterly he swore He'd sit beside the fire for hours, and cuss and sleep and snore His friends came to his rescue, and it made his poor heart throb Before he could defend himself, they got poor Dad a job. Chorus: Mother's delighted, sister is glad Everybody's happy now but poor old Dad He's got a job of work at last. It's time that he began He cannot shirk, he's got to work, has our old man. Our friends and neighbours sympathise with poor old Father so They formed a Willing Worker's Club to keep him on the go Poor Dad got sick and would not take the pills Ma bought so cheap Because he saw upon the box 'We work while you're asleep' The butcher and the baker, and everyone Dad owed All joined the Club to find Dad jobs, such loyalty they showed They set him sweeping out a bank. He worked on such a scale He swept the safe, as well as floor, so now Dad works in jail. Chorus: The Willing Worker's Club worked hard to keep poor dad in jail But there they worked the old man so, that he grew thin and pale His friends they found a home for him where he'd grow good and strong That he might live to fill the job they'd hunted up for him so long The place, which they had found, was called the home for working men When Father saw the name, he said 'That's back to jail again' One Sunday Father went to church. This hymn the preacher read 'Work for the night is coming on' and poor old Dad dropped dead. Chorus: |
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| Performed by Maidie Scott (1887-1966) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Performed by Frank Seeley (d. 1913) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||