| THE UP-TO-DATE SERVANT | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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I'm a most important personage, in fact a general servant I'm looked on as a luxury, by the lady of the house, dear me I never give a reference, I simply state my fees The conditions that I take a situation on are these. Chorus: All I want is Monday off to learn the violin Tuesday I reserve for golf, Wednesday I go out with Adolph Thursday and Friday I visit my friends Still duty I never would shirk And then if I have any time to spare I don't mind doing the work. The master would have to treat me just as he does the missus With just a few exceptions, though, they do just as they like, you know I wear her dresses whenever I like, what suits her just suits me And the master, well, mistakes occur in every family. Chorus: |
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| Performed by George Robey (1869-1954) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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