by Joyce Grenfell Any messages, Mrs Bolster? Well now, let's see. Phome went when you was out Din't say oo he was I arst 'im though... because You said to, din't you? But 'e woon't leave no name, Seemed like a shame. No there wasn't no message. Oh! someone or other run' to say Was you goin' to the meetin' Because about the seatin' I tell 'er I din't know And she says, "Oh! Oh, I see." And she 'ungup on me. No there wasn't no message. Oh!... and a bit later on Phome went again And someone says, "It's me." And I says, "oo?" And 'e says you know oo darlin' And I tells 'im I wasn't you... You was out And 'e says, "You can't fool me with that act darlin'." And I says to oom do you wish to speak? But 'e rungoff Wasn' it cheek? No there wasn't no messages.
The end